Attention wh*re - women and girls who want attention or do things that get attention ARE HORRIBLE AND BAD BECAUSE—well we don’t really have a reason, they just are!

When men seek attention we have no term for them because, well, men are human and everyone knows humans just want to connect with other people and feel like they matter. Who needs a derisive insult for that? And anyway, men deserve attention when they’re getting it. Women never do. We hope that if we shame girls enough for seeking it, they’ll stop trying and we can continue to ignore them.

Special snowflake - women and girls who think of themselves as unique or special ARE AWFUL AND STUPID BECAUSE—we don’t know why, they just are OK? Especially teenage girls trying to develop a sense of self distinct from their family and friends, which is what teens do as they grow up—WE MUST CRUSH THEIR SENSE OF INDIVIDUALITY BECAUSE HOW DARE THEY.

When young men do this whole forming a unique identity thing we call it COMING OF AGE and we write books and make movies about this shit and call it ART. For women it’s called BEING A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE and we want to make them feel like idiots for trying to figure out who they are. We hope they never will. We hope they remain little girls dependent on us and within our control.

In the end, the internet is ours. We don’t want women here. We hope they will shut up and clear out.